...To Follow The Worms...

Hey clan members!

If you are reading this the day I posted you are cooler than me on a sunny Sunday in Antarctica! Fuck thats cold! I woke up on my birthday one year and it was snowing! I had to take the bus to work too! Ed Tran picked my up lat as usual (ASSHOLE)

I'm wondering if you can read my mind right now.... maybe you have to be in the same room while I smoke some good weed? Maybe you have to be a woman not a girl too?!

I need more shirts, SEND MOAR SHIRTS!!!

Shirts from Value Village and Goodwill are the best. If you want you can run down to Decadance or Devine and pick out overpriced vintage clothing there too.

I once picked up a girl while in Value Village. We dated for a week but then broke up cuz she turned out to be a dyke.

I'm just sittng in my filth of a room right now waiting for the hot water to re-load so I can take a european shower where I sit on my arse and use a wand to bathe. Then the party can begin.

Wish you were here!

(seriously, where the fuck are you?)

_Vince_