HERE'S A QUESTION...

When your Mum or Dad or G-rents told you the story of Goldilocks and the three bears, did they end it with the bears killing her and eating her or her running away? Same with Red riding hood, did the wolf eat her or did she get away and find that hunter dude?

Mine told me the R rated version about little white girls getting eaten up and shit out with oatmeal and Grandma!

And thats my G-Mum telling it like it is!

1. Don't change horses......................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the...................................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of.....................termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but......................how?
6. Don't bite the hand that.............................looks dirty.
7. No news is....................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a..................................Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new....................math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll............stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust........................................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the..........................pigs.
13. An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's............................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is.......................................not much.
17. Two's company, three's.............................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what..........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.....you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as.........................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not..............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed..................get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you.......see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind.................get out of the way.
25. Better late than........................................pregnant.

THIS GUY ISN'T THE SAME ONE I SAW

Spray Paint Art 1 - The best free videos are right here

BOMBING SCIENCE IS...

RANDOM FINDS ARE SOOOO SOOO

GUUUUUUUD!!!

IF

IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise: If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools: If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!' If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son! R. Kipling

WHITE PEOPLE

LETS DO THIS

I FEEL THIS COMING ON SOON

HEART THIS JOKE

I WANNA MAKE SMOKE BOMBS AND LEARN HOW TO EVADE CAPTURE PROPERLY

BUT FIRST I NEED TO GET IN SHAPE AGAIN AND HOWN MY ARTIST AND CRAFTSMANSHIP SKILLS. THIS WILL COME THROUGH ME TAKING SOME MORE LOGO AND ILLUSTRATING J-O-B-S

I'M PRETTY STOKED FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE TOO! AND WITH A FREE WEEKEND COMING UP AS WELL, I'M GONNA HIT THE TOWN HARD SON! TIME TO GIT SHIT DONE SON!

AND WITH VADER FIXED UP ENOUGH TO UNLEASH TERROR ON THE STREETS OF DRT CTY TOO!!!

I'LL POST SOME PICS BY THE END OF THE WEEK ON WHAT I'VE DONE WITH BOMTRAK'S DESIGN WING
IN THE MEANTIME I SHOULD CALL COLIN AND GET MY AGAINST ME! AND JUSTICE LPS

THAT, AND TAKE A MEGA SHOWER

PEAS

I WOULD EAT THIS BABY

Assassin Heads

Bulletstorm 4: Storm of Bullets from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Toon time

Steph needs this test

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

IT'S SO HUMID ITS RAINING!

I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND!

ITS RAINING THERE ALL THE TIME I HEAR

I LIKE DRIVING HOME IN THE RAIN AT NIGHT

FROM THE BAR I NEVER GET STOPPED

POLICE ARREST ONLY STUPID DRIVERS

I WISH I HAD BETTER WIPERS

A Day In My Werking Life

WAKE UP... KATAMARI DAMACY!!!

WAITING FOR THE BUS THAT NEVER CAME....

COOL BEANS

THE WALK TO WERK

PAINT, RINSE, REPEAT

OVERKILL BUT STILL... COOL BEANS

GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A PIECE OF BASEBOARD

YOU SHOULD SEE THE BASEBOARD!!!

NAP-TIME!

CUTTIN THA WOOD

ALL THE DUST FROM THE SAW

NAILING SHIT INTO PLACE...

... MAKES ME WANNA WATCH THE WORLD BURN!!!

RIMS PRIMED AND READY FO PAINT

GREG GAVE ME THE COMPANY'S T-SHIRT PRESS

GONNA GIVE IT TO MY SISTER TO MESS AROUND WITH

I <3>

DRT CTY VACATION? HELLS NO!

"Find out which city is Canada's best kept secret. Hint: Over 30 festivals, the biggest mall in North America & 71 golf courses" 20/30 are pretty much the same every year. The mall is a bigger waste of time/money. 71 golf courses that are not in the mountains or on the coast... OK the ones in the river valley ARE pretty good. Best kept secret? I think not. People know, yet still choose Calgary - C'mon and hate me!

...!!!

AMY PHOELER AND WILL ARNETT'S KID IS GONNA BE EITHER ABNORMALLY FUNNY OR DULL AS A SPOON. ITS AN ILLUSION MICHAEL!!!

Will Arnett - Human Giant SEX TAPE from Will Arnett