HERE'S A QUESTION...

When your Mum or Dad or G-rents told you the story of Goldilocks and the three bears, did they end it with the bears killing her and eating her or her running away? Same with Red riding hood, did the wolf eat her or did she get away and find that hunter dude?

Mine told me the R rated version about little white girls getting eaten up and shit out with oatmeal and Grandma!

And thats my G-Mum telling it like it is!